Sometimes Twitter is pretty good
I am unutterably delighted to learn that when a Portuguese person wants to express the thought ‘a bad workman blames his tools,’ she says instead that ‘A BAD DANCER BLAMES HIS TROUSERS.’— Lucy Worsley (@Lucy_Worsley) January 26, 2020
Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party: pic.twitter.com/TYEUw7eBrK— Greg Dunbar (@gdun) January 21, 2020
-squinting through the closed captions- That’s….Amore? pic.twitter.com/JACpWJJ1tm— Minovsky (@MinovskyArticle) January 9, 2020
when you lose an argument on twitter and write a thread 20 minutes later about how the platform has become “too toxic” and you need to “take a break to clear your head” pic.twitter.com/8YIInVSdNM— Marty Punkhouser (@NoChorus) January 4, 2020
luigi be in that mansion wit no hoes or weed just ghosts n shit 😑— help im fly af (@roochee__) December 24, 2019
Everyone please stop saying they think Alan Moore would probably actually love the new Watchmen TV series. It’s like saying you think someone would really like what their burglars did with the furniture they stole. “Their living room looks great, and it’s very much his style”.— John Reppion (@johnreppion) December 17, 2019
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR YEARS AND I JUST FOUND IT OH MY GOD pic.twitter.com/qM0cpPWvZg— Nana is thinking about Alucard…🥴 (@uhjohnnysuh) December 17, 2019
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