Happy 420. SMOKEWEEDEVERYDEED
Greetings from my hovel on the shores of the Bow
Dana White has apparently secured a private island to host UFC fights.
It’s not that I didn’t always suspect our society would get to “Enter The Dragon/Mortal Kombat Island” or even that I thought it would take longer. I just always imagined a better class of super-villain to be behind it. We as a crumbling civilization deserve a better deranged criminal to organize fight island than Dana White.
Call me crazy, but this seems like an irresponsible thing to do. How are you supposed to maintain social distance while in a cage-fight?
I also worry we’re maybe 2 months away from some kind of Battle Royale or Running Man situation.
What we really need is BATTLE BOTS. We need that movie REAL STEEL starring noted song & dance-man Hugh Jackman. (Which I think is based on a Richard Matheson story? Did I make that up?) I want Big Robots and I want them to fight each other.
In case it wasn’t clear it’s monday morning and my brain is short-circuiting. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a week.
Currently Playing: //delay(5000); – “Dispatch from COVID-19 Occupied Tokyo, pt 3”
Currently Reading: CRYING FREEMAN: VOL. 2, Kazuo Koike & Ryoichi Ikegami
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