2020.02.06 Slow Cinema Watchlist

The Wikipedia article for Slow Cinema describes it thus:

” Slow cinema is a genre of art cinema film-making that emphasizes long takes, and is often minimalist, observational, and with little or no narrative. It is sometimes called “contemplative cinema”.”

I’m happy someone came up with a label for this style of film-making. It makes it easier for me to search for stuff I want to watch… or at least make a note of for a time when both my children are in bed and I’m awake enough to watch a 2-4 hour movie (ha!).

I will keep assembling this watch-list and hopefully chip away at it as much as I can. It’s also important for my mental health to make time for them. I spend too much time being annoyed by Marvel movies and various Stars War and not enough time enjoying the type of films I lament the absence of. I’d like to spend less time frustrated and bitter about bad movies and more time enjoying and celebrating good art.

Here’s some highlights from my current “slow cinema” watch-list:
TWO YEARS AT SEA (2011), Dir: Ben Rivers
MIRROR (1975), Dir: Andrei Tarkovsky
THE TURIN HORSE (2011), Dir: Bela Tarr
AN ELEPHANT SITTING STILL (2018), Dir: Hu Bo
KAILI BLUES (2015), Dir: Bi Gan
JEANNE DIELMAN 23 QUAI DE COMMERCE 1080 BRUXELLES (1975), Dir: Chantal Akerman
EARLY SUMMER (1951), Dir: Yasujiro Ozu
DIARY OF A COUNTRY PRIEST (1951), Dir: Robert Bresson
ORDET (1955), Dir: Carl Th. Dreyer
AUTUMN SONATA (1978), Dir: Ingmar Bergman

If I ever get around to watching some of these I’ll return to the subject here. This is a reminder to myself for the next time I consider watching 3 hours of Gunpla videos on YouTube. 

Currently Playing: I A De Sers – Miquela

Currently (still) Reading: HEAVY WEATHER, Bruce Sterling

2020.02.05 All These Things When I am King

I was watching this long interview with David Cronenberg when I realized it’s been 6 years since his last film. 

Later, I found a 2016 Indiewire article which explains that Cronenberg was considering retirement due to the increasing difficulty in finding financing for his films.

I blame Disney.

It’s not as if there aren’t interesting, smaller films being made, but they do seem to be fewer and further between. At the very least you have to look harder to find them because all the air in the room keeps getting sucked up by a new Star War or more superhero shit.

There ought to be a cinema-carbon-offsetting program. Every time a studio pollutes culture with yet another tent-pole, blockbuster, theme-park attraction masquerading as cinema (shout out to Scorsese), they should be made to finance 10 sub-50 million dollar movies (Hell, or 50 sub-10 million!) and if it’s a sequel to one of the aforementioned pollutants? The offset should have to double.

Let’s get more films made from the “old masters”. The Cronenbergs and Lynchs of the world and lots of new and emerging filmmakers. Give us work from women, filmmakers of colour, LGBTQIA+ filmmakers, people making experimental films, foreign language films etc. 

When I am king.

Currently Playing: Desired – “Nineteen + Memory Tape”

Currently (Still) Reading: HEAVY WEATHER, Bruce Sterling

2020.02.04 Bird is the Word

I have been spending a lot of time thinking about surveillance and all the networked devices we have reporting on us which we willingly bring into our lives. Often at a premium. I suspect I’ll have a stab at laying out a lot more of my thoughts on the subject in the near-future, but an article caught my eye recently that must be shared: 

Albatrosses Outfitted With GPS Trackers Detect Illegal Fishing Vessels

tl;dr: Albatrosses are being used to patrol areas of ocean that are either too difficult or too cost-prohibitive to make doing so by conventional means easy. They are mainly searching for vessels whose radar emitters have been switched off, often to conceal illegal activity.

Look. It’s bad enough that we are installing wiretaps into our homes just so they can order fresh batteries for our vibrating buttplugs (butt-plugs?) without taking our phones out of our pockets. It’s already terrible that people are cheerfully placing networked CCTV cameras on their doorbells to spy on their neighbours and then permitting Amazon to share the footage with police agencies. But now they’ve gone and made birds into cops. BIRDCOPS™

On one hand, this is an amusing headline and a novel technological solution to the problem of illegal fishing which, according to the article, is estimated to account for one fifth of fish on the market. There is also a lot of valuable data pertinent to conservation and ecological concerns that can be gathered this way.

On the other hand: THEY. ARE. MAKING. BIRDS. INTO. COPS.

It seems a particularly bleak brand of dystopia when you can’t even count on the damn birds to keep a secret.

” To expand their coverage over oceans where albatrosses don’t normally go, the team plans to bring other large, globetrotting species into the mix. Perhaps all the world’s waters will someday be monitored—at least, from a bird’s eye view.”

OOOOOOOOH GOOD. I CAN’T WAIT TO GET A JAY-WALKING TICKET BECAUSE A SQUIRREL SAW ME.

Currently Playing: Spektrmodule Podcast – Episode 45: Coastal Keep

Currently Reading: SNAIL ON THE SLOPE, Boris & Arkady Strugatsky 

2020.02.03 Leaky Faucet

A previous version of this post ran with FAUCET spelled FAWCETT. Today I learned that the titular sink fixture was not in fact named after Farrah Fawcett. The More You Know…

Yesterday I fixed a leaky faucet in my bathroom. 

This is hardly one of the 12 labors of Hercules, but I’m generally not “handy”. At least, that’s what I always said as an excuse for not fixing things. The truth is I hate feeling STUPID and the thought of not being able to figure something out makes me feel stupid, so I think up reasons why I shouldn’t try in the first place. Clearly, this is not a virtue.

In keeping with the mild self-improvement kick I’ve been on, I decided to just shout “Damn the Torpedoes” and charge headlong into the mine-filled waters of ultra-basic home maintenance. The repair ended up being slightly more complicated than the YouTube video I watched promised. It seems, due to the assembly-line, cookie-cutteresque method of suburban construction nobody had bothered to plumb shut-off valves into the water lines under my bathroom sink. I eventually had to shut off the water to my entire house for an hour and a half while I extracted the worn cartridges then purchased and installed replacement cartridges into the sink, but 90 minutes later I had a fully functional sink again!

The sink fixed, I began prowling the house like a caged lion seeking out other broken shit to fix. I was mad with power! I was the smartest man alive! I fixed a drawer, the bottom hinge on my bedroom door and my shower!

The shower problem goes back a few years to when, afraid to feel stupid, I had someone else fix a leaky showerhead. Ever since that repair the shower would never heat up to a temperature much higher than “arctic tundra”. I endured this for several years, again because I didn’t want to take it apart and try to figure out how to fix it for fear of feeling stupid. Well, yesterday I took it apart and discovered there’s a pin that goes inside the shower handle that stops the knob from rotating too far and it had been inserted upside down. Two minute fix. I could have been having nice hot showers for the past 3 years if I hadn’t been afraid of feeling stupid. It turns out that the satisfaction I felt in solving these problems myself far exceeded the anxiety I felt when thinking about the possibility of failing and feeling stupid.

*Ron Howard Voice* Joey was getting life-lessons all over the place.

Currently Playing: TenDJiz – “De La Soulviet”

Currently Reading: HEAVY WEATHER, Bruce Sterling (GR)

2020.01.31 Book Report

I finished 4 books this week:
ORIGAMY, Rachel Armstrong
THE ARMORED SAINT, Myke Cole
A MAN’S HEAD, Georges Simenon
THE YELLOW DOG, Georges Simenon

If you ever feel the need for a great detective novel I highly recommend the Inspector Maigret novels by Georges Simenon.

Maigret is a french police detective of the “Direction Régionale de Police Judiciaire de Paris”. Between 1931 and 1972 Simenon wrote 75 novels and 28 short stories about Maigret. They’ve been adapted into multiple films, television shows, radio programs and comics. 

The novels are all very short and they move at a steady clip. Brilliantly plotted and without an ounce of fat on any of them (at least the 6 I’ve read so far). Based on the stories I’ve read so far it seems like you can probably jump in anywhere you want. I highly recommend the audio books read by Gareth Armstrong.

I’m sure you’ll come to love the gruff, pipe-smoking inspector as much as I do.

I’ve started a few more books since these but they’re all longer than most of what I’ve read so far in 2020. (at ~800,000 words The Unabridged ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS will likely take me the better part of a year to read.) I will probably be dipping into some Manga and Graphic Novels next week so that the next book roundup isn’t just a gif of me shrugging and looking illiterate. I picked up a couple things today that I’ll probably crack in the next few days:

Currently Playing: Moe Shop – “Moe Moe”

Currently Reading: ROSEANNA, Maj Sjöwall, Per Wahlöö (GR)

2020.01.30 On Streaming

It’s been about two months since I cancelled my subscription to Spotify. This leaves me without a streaming music subscription for the first time since May of 2014 when Google launched Play Music in Canada. 

Before streaming I bought a LOT of CDs. Basically all my disposable income from the time I first started having any went to buying music. I have several thousand of them. A few years ago The Bride convinced me to at least get rid of the jewel cases. Now the CDs sit in gigantic CD wallets we bought. I’m pretty sure they’re actually sitting in the same spot they were when we finished sleeving them all. I had long-since ripped every one of them into a gargantuan MP3 library which also went pretty much untouched after streaming music became a thing. 

Over the years I realized how much less connected to music I felt. For some reason having infinite music at my fingertips meant I would listen to the same few records over and over. It took me SIX YEARS to figure out this was stupid. I was paying a premium (of which almost ZERO was going to an artist) to not listen to as much music and care even less. So, in December I decided to pull the plug and switch back to mp3s, sourced mostly from Bandcamp.

In the two months since I did this I’ve discovered, listened to and cared about more music than I have in years. Feels good.

Currently Playing: Vantage – J-Funk City: Vantage’s Edits Collection

Currently Reading: ROSEANNA, Maj Sjöwall, Per Wahlöö (GR)

2020.01.29 Data Hoarding

I spent some time searching (so far in vain) for episodes of an old CBC (and later, TV Ontario) podcast called Search Engine. It was hosted by Jesse Brown who now runs his own network, CANADALAND. It was all about the internet and its effects on the culture and politics of the day. It ran from 2007-2012, first as a radio show, then as a CBC podcast and finally as a TVO podcast. I would LOVE to listen to it again.

Apparently 8 years ago is ~10,000 years in internet time. The pages the files were hosted at seem long-dead. This is very frustrating, but also makes me think how crazy it is that so much of everything is at our fingertips that when you encounter something you CAN’T find instantly? It is INFURIATING. I now find myself wondering if I shouldn’t make personal backups of all the various podcasts I like? It seems crazy, given how unlikely it is that I would want to listen to most of these things more than once. Yet, I wouldn’t have predicted I’d want to listen to Search Engine again but here we are! (Incidentally, if you know where I can find these episodes? Holla at ya boy).

There’s something in me that can’t stand the idea of something, no matter how stupid or obscure, being gone. Archiving all these bits and bobs of our digital culture feels just as vital and important to me as the work that goes into physical artifact archives and restoration. Someone needs to save our past and our present from our future.

This ties in with what I was thinking about yesterday about digital content. Whether it’s a library of ebooks, season of television or even a free podcast you streamed, when that company decides it can increase revenues that quarter by 1/8th of 1% by shutting down the server that file lived on? It’s gone. Hell, maybe the hobbyest who created that content eventually just stopped paying for that space and forgot about it when they moved on to a new enthusiasm. I want to protect that stuff. Future generations deserve, no, need to hear the terrible weekly comic-book review podcast I did in the mid-to-late-oughts, damn it!

All these… podcasts… will be lost in time. Like… tears… In rain.

Probably time to donate to the Internet Archive and go and buy some more hard drives.

Currently Playing: 2814 – 新しい日の誕生 (Birth of a New Day)

Currently Reading: HEAVY WEATHER, Bruce Sterling (GR)

All Your Favourites Are Back

Sometimes Twitter is pretty good

I am unutterably delighted to learn that when a Portuguese person wants to express the thought ‘a bad workman blames his tools,’ she says instead that ‘A BAD DANCER BLAMES HIS TROUSERS.’— Lucy Worsley (@Lucy_Worsley) January 26, 2020

Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party: pic.twitter.com/TYEUw7eBrK— Greg Dunbar (@gdun) January 21, 2020

-squinting through the closed captions- That’s….Amore? pic.twitter.com/JACpWJJ1tm— Minovsky (@MinovskyArticle) January 9, 2020

when you lose an argument on twitter and write a thread 20 minutes later about how the platform has become “too toxic” and you need to “take a break to clear your head” pic.twitter.com/8YIInVSdNM— Marty Punkhouser (@NoChorus) January 4, 2020

luigi be in that mansion wit no hoes or weed just ghosts n shit 😑— help im fly af (@roochee__) December 24, 2019

Everyone please stop saying they think Alan Moore would probably actually love the new Watchmen TV series. It’s like saying you think someone would really like what their burglars did with the furniture they stole. “Their living room looks great, and it’s very much his style”.— John Reppion (@johnreppion) December 17, 2019

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR YEARS AND I JUST FOUND IT OH MY GOD pic.twitter.com/qM0cpPWvZg— Nana is thinking about Alucard…🥴 (@uhjohnnysuh) December 17, 2019




2020.01.28 Renting Bits

Audio Books easily account for 75-80% of my book reading in a given year. It’s gratifying to me that I see fewer and fewer people interested in arguing that listening to an audio book somehow “doesn’t count” as reading, but feel free to say so in the comments… on somebody else’s blog. 

I subscribed to the leading purveyor of audio books in May of 2008 and have, at last count, 480 titles in my library. The size of this library was the primary reason I continued to subscribe to said purveyor even though I hated the Digital Rights Management (DRM) my books were saddled with.

Yesterday I discovered a utility that will let me convert my legally purchased but locked-up books into books I’m allowed to choose how and where to listen to! Imagine that! I actually get to do what I want with something I bought and paid for! No longer do I have to be chained up in this walled garden! (A friend recently pointed out that “walled garden” is a bad metaphor because it actually sounds like a nice place. I suggest the alternative “bottom of a well”).

Now I have a new project: Downloading and converting my entire library of audio books, backing them up, and then setting up a plex server on a raspberry pi to stream them to my phone and never shutting up about it! I love projects like this, which is good because this is going to take me a while to complete. 

With the cancellation of my membership to said leading purveyor of audio books I’m down to only 2 recurring subscriptions! Netflix and Disney+. I’d be happy to cancel those also but I’ve been warned by The Bride that under no circumstances am I allowed to. *grumble, grumble*. It makes me feel GOOD not to be renting bits. I want to own the things I own. I love physical media, but there are practicalities to consider.

If I keep bringing armloads of books, blu-rays, comics and video games home The Bride is going to mutilate me in my sleep with one of those cigar snippers. I must be more selective about what physical objects I deem necessary to have on the shelf. Thankfully, I really LIKE the experience of reading eBooks and listening to audio books, but that doesn’t mean I should have to pay Jeff Bezos for the privilege (at least not beyond the initial vending).

I could go on at length about this issue, and no doubt will in future. (It’s not lost on me that I link to the amazon listings for eBooks in my currently reading footer. That’s the next thing I aim to fix in my life.) But, for now I’m going to go listen to a book. 


Currently Playing: riverrun – “The Same Silent Hill”

Currently Reading: THE YELLOW DOG, Georges Simenon (CA) (US)

2020.01.27 Scattershot Musings

Brain taking longer to spin up than usual this morning. Normally, by the time I get to my desk I’m more or less functional. Days like this are when I wish I liked coffee. The smell of coffee is wonderful, but I’ve yet to acquire a taste for the stuff. Someday. The lack of full functionality means I have no main topic today, instead: Brain Droppings.

In place of the brown sludge the rest of you all consume to jump-start the mental neurons, this morning I’m listening to Paleowolf albums. Paleowolf describes itself on its bandcamp page thus:

Paleowolf is a tribal/dark ambient project aimed at invoking the ancient spirits of prehistoric past. The ear of Paleowolf is set in times before, during and after the Ice Ages, when humans were still living the lives of hunter-gatherers. 

I find this particular sub-genre of ambient music very useful when I need to focus or to think. There’s something in the mythic qualities it possesses that inspires. Sometimes I’ll listen to this sort of music and a slow, black & white movie up on the big external monitor on mute to glance at once in a while; a practice I stole from Warren Ellis.

A film I’ve been throwing on the aforementioned screen is Abbas Kiarostami’s 24 Frames. A series of short scenes made up of mostly-static shots with limited movement: wildlife seen through car windows, rocky landscapes, tides lapping up on shores and even a painting by Brugel the Elder with limited animation. It’s very meditative. I love looking at it and letting my mind wander. It seems another thing I stole from Warren Ellis is a fascination with “slow cinema”, particularly in black & white.

I’ve been assembling a list of these sorts of films to see and keep to hand for use on the big monitor. When the list gets a bit longer maybe I’ll talk about it here.

I watched the David Lynch short film that Netflix released last week. “WHAT DID JACK DO?” and I loved it. I think it was very considerate of Netflix and David Lynch to produce this weird thing specifically for me.

Currently Playing: Paleowolf – “Megalitheon”

Currently Reading: A MAN’S HEAD, Georges Simenon (CA) (US)